A post to redneckognise.

I’m sunburned.



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Jayja 03-Sep-2016

“Also there’s a hench coat on the top of the landing if you require a duvet xxxx”

Another drunken night ended at Jay Jay’s.

He has this huge massive reclinign chair that I just passed out in. but then was reall cold so took up his offer of the hench coat.

It was pretty much a quilt. eough warm for me to pass out again hahaha


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Me 03-Sep-2016

“Researc4ow tofu is made xxyx”

*research how tofu is made xxxx

I actually did this the other day and since then have been trying to eat as little as possible. Not that it is gross but, most of it is heavily processed. Or at least the stuff we use at work most definitely comes from GMO soya crops. I have eaten a lot of tofu from work over the 2 years i have worked there. time to ease maybe hahaha


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Corienne 31-Aug-2016


“The BIGGEST spider just sauntered across my front room like it gave no shits”
“Seriously I’ve seen chihuahuas the same size as this Harry Potter looking mother fucker”


My sister only swears when she has road rage (every second that she is driving) or when there is a spider I guess hahahahaha

harry potter looking mo fo hahahaha


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Corienne 29-Aug-2016


“Ok I’m 100% sure someone just fired a gun”

She lived in a rough-ish area at this time, and there had been stuff kicking off the couple nights before and she had stopped at mum’s, so she was a bit spooked and over thinking.

“Is dad up?”
“No it can’t have beenm”
Deffo notm
“I’ll be ok”

She was okay, absolutely nowt had happened or did happen hahah


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Jayja 28-Aug-2016

“You @ home tatoh face xxx”

Potato related.

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Corienne 25-Aug-2016


“you out?!”
No just got home from the cinema (or something like this)
“I peed in a ports loo”
“Yeah!!!!! Drag queen karaoke”
[she was at the only gay bar/club in lincoln. clearly having a great time. i thought it was hilarious, not what I would call her scene. (lol it’s called the scene, inside joke made outside 4 u all xxxx)
“Copa cops cabana ……”
what? maybe she’s had a wee drink.
“Some girl just asked Caroline to lick her neck her back her pussy and her crack I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much”
Maybe lots of wee drinks hahahah

She had a great night, I wish I had been out it would have been fantastic.

I live in Manchester now, imagine how much of a ball she would have on canal street!


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