This is one of those generic messages that people mass send to everyone but I genuinely found it funny and it sums up Kyle’s sense of humour perfectly.
“Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every (*this is where I move a page down as my phone only has and 2 inch long screen, adding to the humour by creating suspense.*) retard can read, but look at you havin a go! This is a sentimental time of the year.Please send an encouraging message to fucked up friends, just as I’ve done. I don’t care if you lick windows, or occasionally shit yourself. You hang in there cupcake, you’re fuckin special, you’re my mate! Look at you smiling at your phone! you dickhead. Merry Christmas to you!”
I was smiling at my phone.