farts be like

Someone just punched a duck.

a wet slap.

liquid fire.

a drowning goose.

a soggy trumpet.

the sigh of a disappointed mother.

a swamp gurgling.

a horror movie door creak.

a turkey screaming.

a far away elephant hooting.

denim being ripped.

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