‘Yo mama jokes were my whole comedic repertoire at one point’

Yo mama:

-SO OLD I told her to act her age and she died
– SO FAT She jumped in the air and got stuck
-SO FAT she stepped into the road, and I ran out of petrol swerving around her
-SO FAT even God couldn’t lift her spirits
-SO FAT when she walked in front of the TV I missed a whole episode of Spongebob
-SO FAT and nasty, that she puts grapes in her folds and win pours out
-SO FAT It takes two trains and  bus to get on her good side

And my ultimate favourite

YO MAMA, soooooooo fat. She on both sides of the family.

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