Category Archives: food based

Me 03-Sep-2016

“Researc4ow tofu is made xxyx”

*research how tofu is made xxxx

I actually did this the other day and since then have been trying to eat as little as possible. Not that it is gross but, most of it is heavily processed. Or at least the stuff we use at work most definitely comes from GMO soya crops. I have eaten a lot of tofu from work over the 2 years i have worked there. time to ease maybe hahaha

BUT IT IS SO SILKY AND SQUIDGY GOODNESS. sigh.

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Jayja 28-Aug-2016

“You @ home tatoh face xxx”

Potato related.

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JayJa 18-Aug-2016

“I’ve got sweaty ass mushrooms and kale in my fridge”

hahahah, I went back to his after going out and left my left overs from work in his fridge.
i never eat the stuff I take home I always forget and it goes moldy. but the mold belongs to you this time suckaaa!!

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Not my reaj dad 08-Aug-2016

‘Harro is it violin you’re looking for?;p xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoc gayeeee’

Supposed to say not my real dad. It’s my friend Matt from work we just joke around calling each other ‘not my real (various whatever we are talking about related stuff)’

I said I would give him my old violin but kept forgetting so, he was just reminding me in this beautiful way.
I had remembered and brought it to work.

‘Awesome sauceome:)’

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JayJay 08-Aug-2016

‘I’m awake potaytah xxxx’

Potato  related.

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Vlaure 07-Aug-2016

Sorry Laure.

‘Right since been veggie my farts STINK. Remember when you thought a cat had come in and shit in the tiny room in el nido hahahahahahahahaa’

hahahahahahhahaha

It was a tiny little room and sweaty and stinky enough as it was, and it was a violent stench. I am very proud of Laura for going vegetarian since travelling to india and she ahs kept with it upon returning home, so fuck yeah!!

Love you Laure!

My farts stink too btw

XX G XX

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JayJay 05-Aug-2016

‘You working today tate? xxx’

Potato related.

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