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Corienne 31-Aug-2016

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“The BIGGEST spider just sauntered across my front room like it gave no shits”
“Seriously I’ve seen chihuahuas the same size as this Harry Potter looking mother fucker”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My sister only swears when she has road rage (every second that she is driving) or when there is a spider I guess hahahahaha

harry potter looking mo fo hahahaha

#ARAGOG

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Corienne 29-Aug-2016

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“Ok I’m 100% sure someone just fired a gun”

She lived in a rough-ish area at this time, and there had been stuff kicking off the couple nights before and she had stopped at mum’s, so she was a bit spooked and over thinking.

“Is dad up?”
“No it can’t have beenm”
Deffo notm
“I’ll be ok”

She was okay, absolutely nowt had happened or did happen hahah

xoxoxoxoxox

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Corienne 25-Aug-2016

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“you out?!”
No just got home from the cinema (or something like this)
“I peed in a ports loo”
hahaha
“Yeah!!!!! Drag queen karaoke”
[she was at the only gay bar/club in lincoln. clearly having a great time. i thought it was hilarious, not what I would call her scene. (lol it’s called the scene, inside joke made outside 4 u all xxxx)
“Copa cops cabana ……”
what? maybe she’s had a wee drink.
“Some girl just asked Caroline to lick her neck her back her pussy and her crack I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much”
Maybe lots of wee drinks hahahah

She had a great night, I wish I had been out it would have been fantastic.

I live in Manchester now, imagine how much of a ball she would have on canal street!

XXXX

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I think I might be having a rough start to the day.

Mate, no wonder I feel slightly insane recently.
Scrolling through facebook and watching a video of a black man being held down by 3 police officers, getting punched whilst being restrained. Obviously this is upsetting.
Then the next video is of a huge majestic dog being held up like Simba to operatic music. Obviously this is beautiful.
 
Sorry emotions and thought processes I thought you wanted to be ragged and confused.
 
#IamnotsureIknowwhatisgoingon

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Vlaure 07-Aug-2016

Sorry Laure.

‘Right since been veggie my farts STINK. Remember when you thought a cat had come in and shit in the tiny room in el nido hahahahahahahahaa’

hahahahahahhahaha

It was a tiny little room and sweaty and stinky enough as it was, and it was a violent stench. I am very proud of Laura for going vegetarian since travelling to india and she ahs kept with it upon returning home, so fuck yeah!!

Love you Laure!

My farts stink too btw

XX G XX

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Kirsty 29-Jul-2016

[Note] Kirsty and I broke up before I went travelling and have only talked a few times since being back.

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”Found this random thing I wrote

Because you don’t need to change
I know how happy you make me feel
You’re my number one
And when your with me I’m winning
I’ll surrender to loves wrath
I see no reason to keep wearing this disguise
Gravity hold e down

Think I was talking about you or my dissertation haha’

I text back telling her that those are lyric from a song I wrote ages ago, and was one of the first songs she listened to on soundcloud of mine.

‘Oh!’
‘But why would I write that haha’

maybs cause you loved me and it was a response poem or something? Either way you totes plaigerised.  I think I said.

‘Defo did didn’t I. Found something your wrote for me. Some dinosaur and it made me cry. Stop it G’

Guess I just have such a way with words that I got yo brain and heart even months after we broke up.

(acting like I am tough and over it even though I saw her the other day and cried when I left cause she looked so beautiful and I just wanted to stroke her hair and leaving felt like falling out of love all over again. LOLOLOLOLWHATISMYLIFELOLOLOLMOREACCURATELYMYLOVELIFELOLOLOLOL )

Oh hear is my soundcloud if you want to try and find it, think it is still on there. (really old song so listen to my new stuff too if you want to see how my style has developed. Ta.)

Peace and Flatulence

xx G xx

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Nan 26-Jul-2016

hadn’t spoken to my Nan in a while (2 weeks maybs) then she sends me this text, not even hello just

‘Out at Collingham bird watching    Ben has a brand new Ford Sierra   first longish drive since he got it xx’

Oh, right. That’s nice Nan.

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