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Corienne 25-Aug-2016


“you out?!”
No just got home from the cinema (or something like this)
“I peed in a ports loo”
“Yeah!!!!! Drag queen karaoke”
[she was at the only gay bar/club in lincoln. clearly having a great time. i thought it was hilarious, not what I would call her scene. (lol it’s called the scene, inside joke made outside 4 u all xxxx)
“Copa cops cabana ……”
what? maybe she’s had a wee drink.
“Some girl just asked Caroline to lick her neck her back her pussy and her crack I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much”
Maybe lots of wee drinks hahahah

She had a great night, I wish I had been out it would have been fantastic.

I live in Manchester now, imagine how much of a ball she would have on canal street!



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Vlaure 15-Aug-2016

“Remember after the boat party when we were dancing to tunes loving life in bunkyard and then alice came up with her white foundation face pissed as a fyart”


A friend that we met travelling had gone to the bathroom to put some make-up on but obvy because we were in India she had got a tan so her foundation from home was too light for her now, it was quite funny really. We were all drunk and happy so it didn’t mean a thing what we looked like.

xx  G xx

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Amber 20-Apr-2013 (23:34)

” Toilet whites your life” apaz.


I have no idea…

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Amber 15-Mar-2013

“LINCOLN STYLE IS BAD. I AM DEAD hahaha you have a good night. Xxxxx”

So this is around the time I found out that a person in my class lives in my hometown. IT’s also the timewhen the three of us, Amber, Cooney (Hometown buddy) and I, started to become good friends.

So we all decided to go on a night out, the three of us. We got memory-loss drunk.


Not a single one of us remembers past the shots of tequila and sambuca.

All in all a good night, I think some of us handled it better than others though, evidently.


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Seana 5-Feb-2013

Just as a note these posts are mostly for me to remember what has happened in my life, as there isn’t enough memory space in my phone to keep it recorded, kind of symbolic of my brain. So this one is kind of for me but, I’ll give a back story anyway. I’m a people pleaser what can I say.

“She getting there been sick every Half hour instead of 10mins now they won’t let her have water though so it’s just like flem xx”

So, we were out on a night in Liverpool, which is about half an hour in a taxi away from our home. I was an organised event, with transport there and back and you only stay in this one club and just get proper smashed basically. However my friend, ‘Abbeh’ thought it would eb a good idea to go into the VIP section with two estranged men  and take drinks from them with no questions. Idiot.

Simply put, I found her slumped over a stone seat outside of the front of the club, with no shoes or bag and with blood and mud down the front of her legs. If you can’t imagine how bad it looked, trust me it was bad, I didn’t even  recognize her at first. Do not worry though! Thankfully nothing happened to her, well apart from being spiked, nothing further happened to her.

But Seana, the hero, was the most sober of us so, she was the one that decided to get Abbeh an ambulance. Good call. So essentially this is just to remind me of dumb shit that can happen and the good peolpe that will always be around to help out. Of course there will only be good peolpe around if those are the kind of peolpe you keep in your friend group.

Life lessons here people:

1 – don’t take drinks from strange men in bars

2 – don’t get so drunk that you can’t even notice when your friend has been spiked

3 – surround yourself with good people



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